Sunday, May 20, 2012

Oh No! Not Dildo Gremlins! #sixsunday





Welcome back to Six Sentence Sunday, where I'm still working on Book 2 of the De Marco Men series. The working title for the book is Wildly Inappropriate.  I've managed to get Dan and Cynda well on their way to falling in love, and now it's time to factor in how the small southern town they live in will react to an interracial relationship--and for Daniel, that means his brothers, Eric and Colton. Their first introduction to Daniel's new playmate happens when Eric, the middle De Marco brother, stumbles onto a black dildo Cynda unthinkingly concealed in an oft-used kitchen drawer.




“Never saw that before in my life,” Dan growled, staring in horror at the softly gleaming column of black silicone in his brother's hand, unable to think of a lie. “E probably brought the damn thing as a joke and put it in that drawer himself.”
“Like hell I did,” Eric replied, making the head of the fake cock waggle. “Seriously, can you see me spending good money for this?” 
“You better call an exterminator, if you've got dildo gremlins, Dan.” Colton was laughing so hard Daniel could barely understand him, but thought he added, "Hell, in fact, you might need to burn the place down to be sure they’re gone." 


 Be sure to visit the official Six Sentence Sunday site for more exciting six sentence excerpts. It won't be much longer until Colton's story, the first in the series, entitled Soft Sounds of Pleasure, will be available from Silver Publishing. The e-book version is available for pre-order now.

Soft Sounds of Pleasure Blurb:
Lila Walker has batted lead-off in Colton De Marco's
fantasies for years, and now that he's stumbled upon her
sunbathing in the nude, he decides to take his best swing.
Coping with her ogre-in-law, her inability
to collect her late husband's life insurance, and the knowledge the
entire town’s counting the days she wears widow's weeds,
Lila decides some between-the-sheets batting practice is just the distraction
she needs--even if their sexy scrimmage won’t last the summer.
But is she missing Colton's signals that he's in it to win it?
And can Colton knock it out of the park with the attractive widow
before his thirteen-year-old nephew’s foul attitude
gets Colton thrown out of the game? 


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5 comments :

  1. dildo gremlins, omg, that's funny
    Thank you for picking this 6 this week!!

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    1. Can you imagine what kind of damage a colony of those could do in the dark, S.J.? :D

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  2. Lol! I could just see the head of that dildo wobbling in his hand as he's making his point indignantly! Great fun!

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  3. Very funny scene, and I could imagine the guy waggling the dildo! LOL

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